Slapped Quotes

131 quotes by 114 authors

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. — Rodney Dangerfield
'Love' has that Kubrick tonality to it, but this is not a Stanley Kubrick movie - there will never be another. At the same time,… — Tom DeLonge
I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on. — Betty White
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of… — Jennifer Rardin
(From the story The Last Days of a Famous Mime) He said nothing. He was mildly annoyed at her presumption: that he had not thought… — Peter Carey
At the rear of the bus, the driver wrenched a big chunk of smoking metal out of the engine compartment. The bus shuddered, and the… — Rick Riordan
[Riley] slapped his hands to his face and then dropped them as if in surrender. 'I always say the wrong thing around you. Look, can… — Maria V. Snyder
Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning… — Terry Pratchett
How did you escape? (Syd) I fought my way out in a manner that would have made Rambo proud. And when I got home without… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Jace looked as if she had slapped him. "Why are you determined not to believe us?" "Because she loves you," said Valentine. Clary felt the… — Cassandra Clare
Raynor slapped her so hard her teeth rattled and eyes stung, but she refused to react except to say saucily, "You must have heard how… — Larissa Ione
Sassenach, I've been stabbed, bitten, slapped, and whipped since supper - which I didna get to finish. I dinna like to scare children an I… — Diana Gabaldon
Rebecca held her head high and swanned across the hallway, but as she neared the footman, she could see quite plainly that his gaze was… — Elizabeth Hoyt
Got to be worth a try, I suppose," said Crowley. "It's not as if I haven't got lots of other work to do, God knows."… — Terry Pratchett
I did not say anything. I was always embarresed by the words sacred, glorious, and sacrifice and the expression in vain. We had heard them,… — Ernest Hemingway
Now-whatâ€™s our game plan?â€ Coach Hedge belched. Heâ€™d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from… — Rick Riordan
Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a… — Nalini Singh
Andrea raised her hand. â€œThis is the hand that slapped Aunt B.â€ â€œMaybe you should have it gold-plated.â€ â€œHere, you can touch it, since youâ€™re… — Ilona Andrews
Molly slapped the lid back down then pushed past Luce into the foyer stumbling over Shelby in her path. ï¿½Excuse you ï¿½ they said gruffly… — Lauren Kate
She reached into the pocket of her dress and threw the small stack of bills at him. They fluttered to the ground like broken dreams.… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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