Slapped Quotes

131 quotes by 113 authors

Slapped her then I asked her what's my name. She said N-I-C, the president of the N-Y-C. — Nicki Minaj
That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe — Nicki Minaj
But it doesn't have to be this way. We can do things better. We need to stop doing business as usual and start focusing on… — Gene Spafford
Every time we get slapped down, we can say, Thank you Mother Nature, because it means we're about to learn something important. — John N. Bahcall
My songs emerge unbidden and unplanned and completely on a schedule of their own...We have, all of us, over the years, written things that responded… — David Crosby
Yesterday, the country of Kosovo unveiled an 11-foot tall statue of former President Clinton. Yeah. That's right. The Clinton statue is so life-like, it's already… — Conan O'Brien
The thing that hurts, that became anger, was when I realized that if you tell the truth, in a country that says youâ€™re entitled to… — Eartha Kitt
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller
You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped. — Alan Rickman
I come from Surajpur, a valley in Himachal Pradesh near Manali that is named after my great grandfather Sarju Singh Ranaut. He was a minister… — Kangna Ranaut
My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician — Thom Yorke
I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing. — Keith David
Heat radiated off Henry's face. Salty snot ran down his upper lip. A majestic fart propelled him to the top of Section 12, just at… — Chad Harbach
A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a… — Ronald Reagan
I wanted a Gibson type sound, but with a Strat vibrato ... I bought a body from Charvel for $50.00 and a neck for $80.00… — Eddie Van Halen
I ground matter to find the continuous line. And when I realized I could not find it, I stopped, as if an unseen someone had… — Constantin Brancusi
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, the gathered together one evening, slapped each other on… — Jack Handey
Really great products, like @nest, have #design baked in from the beginning instead of slapped on at the end. — John Maeda
If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But… — Philip Greenspun
Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back. — Pope Francis

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113 authors contributed a total of 131 Slapped Quotes, led by these top contributors: