Skunk Quotes

35 Skunk quotes by 32 unique authors

People cain't help being what they are any more than a skunk can help being a skunk. Don't you think if they had their choice… — Fannie Flagg
Her hair is ridiculous," I said. "I know. That was the only thing I said about her that was true. When you say nasty things… — John Green
Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats."… — Lynsay Sands
Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't take a skunk… — Sherry Argov
Thatâ€™s the tricky thing about love. It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck. But after you sleep with… — C.C. Hunter
(...) I let go, crying and unable to stop because God was such a dirty crook, contemptible skunk, that's what he was for doing that… — John Fante
Back in the 1950s, there was a top-secret program code-named SUNTAN being conducted at a top-secret facility called Skunk Works. Its objective? To develop a… — Annie Jacobsen
It may be that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet,' but I should be loath to see a… — Alexander Henry
You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party. — Kenneth Starr
Aim high! It is no harder on your gun to shoot the feathers off an eagle than to shoot the fur off a skunk — Unknown Author
The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was… — Run DMC
I'm a Dirty Skunk! — Daffy Duck
I'm a hop on the bus with Biz. Yo Brother let's get drunk and I'm coming with blunt after blunt of this skunk. — Layzie Bone
You know what's fun? Your dog being sprayed by a skunk at 11pm and then proceeding to give her five baths. — Jenna Dewan Tatum
Where the Moosatockmaguntic Pours its waters in the Skuntic, Met, along the forest side Hiram Hover, Huldah Hyde. She, a maiden fair and dapper, He,… — Bayard Taylor

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