Sitcom Quotes

170 quotes by 151 authors

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't. — Alexei Sayle
I did this TV show, which was my first job ever. It wasn't a real acting part. It was like this promo for this sitcom… — Sean William Scott
I didn't want to do the sitcom thing, but I didn't know what else to do. — William Shatner
I have hair that I audition with, my sitcom hair which is a curly wig. I have my long chic hair that I wear to… — Sherri Shepherd
The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom. — Betty White
I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes. — Rainn Wilson
Feature-length film comedy is harder to pull off than the episodic sitcom - it doesn't have the same factory machinery up and running, teams of… — James Wolcott
Like Andy Warhol and unlike God Almighty, Larry King does not presume to judge; all celebrities are equal in his eyes, saints and sinners alike… — James Wolcott
I love sitcoms, and I grew up on sitcoms. That's my tasty junk food. — Felicia Day
People compose poetry, novels, sitcoms - for love. — Helen Fisher
The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by a feminist cabal. — Hanna Rosin
Politics is not a picture on a wall or a television sitcom that you can decide you don't much care for. — Molly Ivins
I felt like - like I don't know what. Like this wasn't real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead… — Stephenie Meyer
People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that let's you know when to laugh… — Marilyn Manson
Everything comes to an end. A good bottle of wine, a summerâ€™s day, a long-running sitcom, oneâ€™s life, and eventually our species. The question for… — Jasper Fforde
Working on a sitcom and improv improves your comedic chops. If you do it long enough, the one thing you learn to do is listen… — Diedrich Bader
Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best. — Megyn Price
The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode because people like familiarity. — Jeff Kinney
Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! — Miranda Hart
Marriage was never a dream or an ambition for me. I thank my real mother for the fact that - unlike my sitcom mother -… — Miranda Hart

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