Sitcom Quotes

170 quotes by 151 authors

A lot of times I would go into a room and audition for whatever sitcom it was and they would expect me to do sort… — Jason Ritter
I'm an actor first and foremost, who happens to do improv. I've also done sitcoms, I've done stage. — Wayne Brady
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's — Jerry Stiller
I can't imagine doing an hour-long dramatic series because it's so much work. A sitcom is a wonderful gig. You work from 10 to 4… — John Lithgow
I love film and I love sitcoms, and I was one of those kids that would just go to the movies on the weekend and… — Terrence J
People don't realize that doing a horror movie is hard work. You're out there all day screaming your lungs out, breathing in toxic make-up fumes,… — Clint Howard
I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them.… — Mike Epps
When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice. — Julie Benz
I always wanted to be on a sitcom. — Victoria Jackson
I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off. — Daniel Baldwin
After meeting the family, they really felt like a sitcom family, ... I thought it would be cool if we did a reality show, but… — Tony DiSanto
Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly return to their families and… — Eric Alterman
To create anything â€” whether a short story or a magazine profile or a film or a sitcom â€” is to believe, if only momentarily,… — Tom Bissell
Soup dumplings, sitcoms, one-night stands--good ones leave you wanting more. — Eddie Huang
Zombie books were going to be my passion projects, but certainly not pay the bills. I thought I was going to have to get a… — Max Brooks
When you end a successful sitcom, the most sensible thing to do is go back to the theater. — John Lithgow
I probably would be continuing to do voice-overs, continuing to do cartoon shows, and at the same time I'd probably be on a sitcom or… — Casey Kasem
It would be interesting if this sitcom works, so I could be doing one thing all the time instead of going back and forth between… — Stockard Channing
With a sitcom, everyday you do a run through, and people are judging you, and the scripts are being changed nightly, nightly, nightly. — Amy Sherman-Palladino
Eventually I got asked to be in a Michael J. Fox sitcom called High School U.S.A. I didnâ€™t think it was funny and said no.… — Joel Hodgson

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