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- A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so…
- Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you…
- I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let…
- I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it this once, because even…
- Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.
- Scolding must be very, very fun, otherwise children would be allowed to do it. It is not because children don’t have what it takes to…
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- Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which… — Matthew Arnold
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- I know a lot of shows are like, 'Here's the pages,' right before they start filming. I'd have a heart attack. The… — Alan Ball
- It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. — Erma Bombeck
- There is reason to suspect, that the distinctions of mankind have more show than value, when it is found that all agree… — Samuel Johnson
- Weird Weekends set out to discover the genuinely odd in the most ordinary setting. To me, it's almost a privilege to be… — Louis Theroux
- It is not poverty so much as pretense that harasses a ruined man - the struggle between a proud mind and an… — Washington Irving
- I try to work on shows that I would want to watch. — J. J. Abrams