Best Shorty Sayings

64 Shorty quotes by 45 unique authors

I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty — Scary Movie
Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty — Scary Movie
There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere! -Shorty — Scary Movie
OH...SHIT, SON!!! -Shorty — Scary Movie
She got that million dollar body, shorty my Bugatti and she said she got a man, we keep it secret Illuminati. — Meek Mill
Shorty wanna fuck me I say get on top and roller coast. — Meek Mill
So I kill a pussy, I murder shit, homicide on shorty. My gold role cost 60 racks, my rose gold cost 40. — Meek Mill
Id like to know how tall these women are in the MissUSA competition. Is rhode island a shorty like me? Oh no wait, everyone is… — Sarah Hyland
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them. So call me sober when you're ready,… — Kitty Pryde
It's like everywhere I go. My whistle ready to blow. Shorty don't leave a note. She can get any by the low. — Flo Rida
More money, more problems, less rest. If its about a dollar later, shorty, lets invest. — Wiz Khalifa
I'm sucker for a big chest and a shorty and, you can throw in the ass too I guess... — Kevin Mccarty
Shorty say I wana poker but thats not how I'm tryna deal this — Anthony Vargas
I'm every guys dream, Shorty where you at? — Sinem

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