Short Women Quotes
- All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of… — Mel Brooks
- Mrs. Ewing was a short woman who accepted the obligation borne by so many short women to make up in vivacity what they lack in… — Dorothy Parker
- I'm not short," Daisy muttered. "Short women are never mysterious, or elegant, or pursued by handsome men. And they're always treated like children. I refuse… — Lisa Kleypas
- Why are tall guys always attracted to short women? Not just moderately short women, either... Tiny women. Polly Pockets. The tallest guys always-always-always go for… — Rainbow Rowell
- Definition of High heels .... A facility invented by short women, who were fed up by constantly being kissed on the forehead! :p — Punkinhead Abhishek