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Short Quotes by Myself
- I'd rather fucking with my hands than fuck with a hoe!
- I'd rather talk to a cat than talk to myself
- I have some rice field and I need a hoe, are you that one?
- How many mouth do you have? You only got 1 pussy and 1 lips, so bitch, please shut the fuck up before you get rapped…
- What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business!
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