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• I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
• Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
• How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
• The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a…
• The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American…
• There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away…
• It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
• Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

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