Great Shop Sayings

730 Shop quotes by 626 unique authors

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she… — MlY AB
Now walk into the club like 'What up?! I got a big cock!' Nah, Im just pumped, I bought some shit from the thrift shop. — Macklemore
Amazing banner outside a wine shop:`if you love someone today,then you will surely love me someday. — Nishan Panwar
Shop at home first. — Mrthrill
My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two… — Nikhil Saluja

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