Shoot Quotes

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Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!"?' --Lin If you wanna shoot the general,… — Hiromu Arakawa
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it. — Woody Allen
Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?" "Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir. — Terry Pratchett
...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me." "You don't know that." "Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said.… — Carl Hiaasen
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. — Wanda Sykes
You don't have to shoot me," says the young lion. "I will be your rug and I will lie in front of your fireplace and… — Shel Silverstein
Cormac interrupted. 'Maybe I oughta shoot you both, put you both out of your misery. — Carrie Vaughn
I have just now come from a party where I was its life and soul; witticisms streamed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me,… — Soren Kierkegaard
The power of one is above all things the power to believe in yourself, ofen well beyond any latent ability you may have previously demonstrated.… — Bryce Courtenay
Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick. — Raymond Carver
Graves: Are you skipping? Off to a good start. Dru Anderson: I donâ€™t want to deal with it today. Graves: Okay. I know a place… — Lilith Saintcrow
Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident." "I think you'd better put in… — Terry Pratchett
Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano player! — Elton John
You know, if my life was a horse, Iâ€™d shoot it. (Susan) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What about when theyâ€™re hibernating? (Leta) The coyotes get them. (Aiden) Well, then, I guess you need to go ahead and shoot me and get… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You were right. My whole crew. Gone. Arrested. Perfect. Shoot me now and save me the expense of a bullet later. (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows. He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway of… — Dorothy Parker
Which is why you deal with demons. (Acheron) Who are even more pathetic than humans when you think about it. Personally, Iâ€™d rather play video… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him. — Janet Evanovich
I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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