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• The objection of the scandalmonger is not that she tells of racy doings, but that she pretends to be indignant about them. — H. L. Mencken
• When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely… — Greg Gutfeld
• Eating plain toast will detonate her. "I'll have some honey." When the bread is done I scrape on a microscopic layer of… — Laurie Halse Anderson
• If I hold her hand she says, ‘Don’t touch!’ If I hold her foot she says ‘Don’t touch!’ But when I hold… — Chinua Achebe
• Want to know a secret? She's dying. Every day, every hour, every minute, every second. A little by little. She has an… — Blondie:)
• But she pretends that everything is alright on the outside. She's dying on the inside...She's losing the fight...She's fighting to stay on… — Patience
• As a stone face wear and a carefree show, everybody says she is such a strong one. Nobody could anticipate she ever… — Missing Muffin
• Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in… — Nate
• She is the girl who sits quietly in the classroom. She doesn't talk to anyone because she knows that they will only… — Unknown Author

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