Sex Humor Quotes

18 Sex Humor quotes by 9 unique authors

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians… — Aziz Ansari
Sorry my hands have a mind of their own. — Michael Country
[holds up a screw] wanna screw? — Michael Country
~so damn true~ — Unknown Author
If I were a cat, I'd make love with a door mat; if I were a frog, I'd make love with a pond log; as… — Jean-Paul Malfatti
No Sex With Your MAN Is Like A Car Without Any Wheels. You Both Won't Go Anywhere. — Cv Pillay
Never Look Down On Your Man Unless He Is In Between Your Legs. — Cv Pillay
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed! — Glenn Huskey
All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours to… — Glenn Huskey
Being A Virgin Is Like A Balloon, One Prick And It's All Gone. — Cv Pillay
Wonderbra helping women make a mountain out of molehill. — Cv Pillay
I understand fully that a bitch is a female dog. I also understand that it pisses you off whenever someone calls you that. But maybe… — Nia Ottun
Don't sext me, I'm busy with a client. — Cv Pillay
Don't Tease Me If You Can't Please Me. — Cv Pillay
The best way to describe this book is: John Gray + 50 Shades Of Grey = The Secrets Your Mama Didn't Tell You About MEN — Cv Pillay
Height should not matter, 'cause when you lay in bed with someone all body parts will align just perfectly :-) — Rey Mellomida
It's not about how big it is, it's about how many times you use it — Elias Cortez
It doesn't matter what question you ask, as long as you ask the right person. Most people ask everyone and get sexfused in life. — Cv Pillay

Who Wrote These Sex Humor Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 18 Sex Humor Quotes as follows: