Sex Humor Quotes
18 Sex Humor quotes by 9 unique authors
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Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians…
— Aziz Ansari
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Sorry my hands have a mind of their own.
— Michael Country
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[holds up a screw] wanna screw?
— Michael Country
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~so damn true~
— Unknown Author
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If I were a cat, I'd make love with a door mat; if I were a frog, I'd make love with a pond log; as…
— Jean-Paul Malfatti
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No Sex With Your MAN Is Like A Car Without Any Wheels. You Both Won't Go Anywhere.
— Cv Pillay
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Never Look Down On Your Man Unless He Is In Between Your Legs.
— Cv Pillay
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If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed!
— Glenn Huskey
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All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours to…
— Glenn Huskey
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Being A Virgin Is Like A Balloon, One Prick And It's All Gone.
— Cv Pillay
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Wonderbra helping women make a mountain out of molehill.
— Cv Pillay
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I understand fully that a bitch is a female dog. I also understand that it pisses you off whenever someone calls you that. But maybe…
— Nia Ottun
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Don't sext me, I'm busy with a client.
— Cv Pillay
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Don't Tease Me If You Can't Please Me.
— Cv Pillay
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The best way to describe this book is: John Gray + 50 Shades Of Grey = The Secrets Your Mama Didn't Tell You About MEN
— Cv Pillay
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Height should not matter, 'cause when you lay in bed with someone all body parts will align just perfectly :-)
— Rey Mellomida
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It's not about how big it is, it's about how many times you use it
— Elias Cortez
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It doesn't matter what question you ask, as long as you ask the right person. Most people ask everyone and get sexfused in life.
— Cv Pillay
Who Wrote These Sex Humor Quotes
9 authors contributed a total of 18 Sex Humor Quotes as follows: