Seth Quotes

100 quotes by 33 authors

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time? -Seth — Superbad
Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy… — Superbad
I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth — Superbad
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth — Superbad
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. — Superbad
Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be… — Superbad
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth — Superbad
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth — Superbad
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth — Superbad
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun at… — Superbad
Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS pimp.… — Superbad
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth — Superbad
This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth — Superbad
Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get… — Superbad
Im no Alice youre just predictable. -Seth Clearwater — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
The friendship that had sprung up between Edward and Seth was something that still boggled my mind. It was proof, though, that things didnt have… — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
Seth Green is a good buddy of mine. We worked together years and years and years before, and it was nice to go in and… — Alfonso Ribeiro
I've met some sick bastards in my life, Seth, but you...you're special. — John Marston
If Seth Rogen is your only friend, cancer is the least of your problems.50/50 ^_^ — Ramandeep Singh

Who Wrote These Seth Quotes

33 authors contributed a total of 100 Seth Quotes, led by these top contributors: