Seinfeld Quotes

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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder
I've never seen 'Seinfeld', never seen 'The Cosby Show'; I just don't watch it. I saw half of 'Oprah' one time. I'd rather read. — August Wilson
Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and… — Sarah Silverman
I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to the end of… — Judd Apatow
I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all… — Judd Apatow
I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What… — Jimmy Fallon
I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld. — Billy Joel
I've never seen 'Friends;' I've never seen 'Seinfeld.' I've heard people reference these things but I've never seen them. — Unknown Author
If you take 'Cheers' and 'Seinfeld' and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to… — Amanda Peet
I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi'… — Matthew Perry
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in… — Jerry Seinfeld
They say - "they" being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine.… — Jennifer Weiner
You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach… — Tina Fey
Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened. — Jason Alexander
Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great… — Jason Alexander
In our first season we had a 22 rating. Today Seinfeld, a hit show, gets a 15. Lost in Space actually had a bigger audience… — Mark Goddard
Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too, in… — Tom Shales
You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they're really sophisticated shows that we all love back… — Simon Pegg
He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything. — Patrick Warburton
Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was off on some guest spot that I didn't… — Patrick Warburton

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