Seinfeld Quotes
47 quotes by 38 authors
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
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I've never seen 'Seinfeld', never seen 'The Cosby Show'; I just don't watch it. I saw half of 'Oprah' one time. I'd rather read.
— August Wilson
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and…
— Sarah Silverman
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I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to the end of…
— Judd Apatow
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I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all…
— Judd Apatow
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I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What…
— Jimmy Fallon
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I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
— Billy Joel
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I've never seen 'Friends;' I've never seen 'Seinfeld.' I've heard people reference these things but I've never seen them.
— Unknown Author
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If you take 'Cheers' and 'Seinfeld' and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to…
— Amanda Peet
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I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi'…
— Matthew Perry
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We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in…
— Jerry Seinfeld
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They say - "they" being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine.…
— Jennifer Weiner
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You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach…
— Tina Fey
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Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened.
— Jason Alexander
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Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great…
— Jason Alexander
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In our first season we had a 22 rating. Today Seinfeld, a hit show, gets a 15. Lost in Space actually had a bigger audience…
— Mark Goddard
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Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too, in…
— Tom Shales
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You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they're really sophisticated shows that we all love back…
— Simon Pegg
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He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything.
— Patrick Warburton
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Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was off on some guest spot that I didn't…
— Patrick Warburton
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