Scrambled Quotes

50 quotes by 48 authors

All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one. — John Cusack
It's gross. We use real brains. I think they're lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don't really smell, but what's amazing about the… — Ellen Pompeo
Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a… — Mitch Hedberg
Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days. — Bill Griffith
Scared is what happens when the sacred gets scrambled. — Anodea Judith
It was never just about painting everything white, I set out to create comfortable spaces - visually comfortable spaces. My mind always feels a little… — John Pawson
But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs. — Eva Herzigova
Imagine 1050 blind persons each with a scrambled Rubik's cube, and try to conceive of the chance of them all simultaneously arriving at the solved… — Fred Hoyle
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb… — Jack Handey
In its wild state, the truth is fluid, slippery, vagrant, scrambled, promiscuous, kaleidoscopic, and beautiful. — Rob Brezsny
My culinary skills are terrible. I can't even make toast taste good. I do make scrambled eggs for myself sometimes but I wouldn't even inflict… — Drew Barrymore
The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the… — Marguerite Moreau
As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight. — Jorge Luis Borges
Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal. — Dennis Miller
People do connect me with James Bond simply because I happen to like scrambled eggs and short-sleeved shirts and some of the things that James… — Ian Fleming
The tempo is the suitcase. If the suitcase is too small, everything is completely wrinkled. If the tempo is too fast, everything becomes so scrambled… — Daniel Barenboim
Now that I have a 16-month-old son, my weekend ritual has changed - but it's better than ever. We get up early and go for… — Connie Britton
Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break… — Joan Collins
I contend that every woman has the right to feel beautiful, no matter how scrambled her features, or how indifferent her features. — Marie Dressler
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

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