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Scary Quotes by Douglas Coupland
- Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
- We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
- Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
- When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to…
- At least there's nothing scary about him and hopefully he doesn't see anything scary in me. We go way back, to summer camp. We KNOW…
- Sometimes you accidentally input an extra digit into the year: i.e, 19993 and you add 18,000 years on to *now*, and you realize that the…
- I am a quiet man. I tend to think things through and try not to say too much. But here I am, saying perhaps too…
More Scary Quotes
- Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that's not nearly as scary as the second, which is losing. — Lance Armstrong
- Heroes need monsters to establish their heroic credentials. You need something scary to overcome. — Margaret Atwood
- It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself doing it.… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I think it's really terrifying that a country based on the foundations and ideals of God, is now systematically removing God from… — Stephen Baldwin
- I've always been fascinated by physics and cosmology. It gets more and more scary the older you get. — John Banville
- All the idols made by man, however terrifying they may be, are in point of fact subordinate to him, and that is… — Simone de Beauvoir
- Though beauty gives you a weird sense of entitlement, it's rather frightening and threatening to have others ascribe such importance to something… — Candice Bergen
- This free will business is a bit terrifying anyway. It's almost pleasanter to obey, and make the most of it. — Ugo Betti
- Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. — Ambrose Bierce
- You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls -… — Cate Blanchett
- Everything is scary if you look at it. So you just got to live. — Mary J. Blige
- It was only for two years, and I jumped from family to family. It's very scary. — Mary J. Blige