Satire Quotes

192 Satire quotes by 147 unique authors

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The… — David Zucker
Pops added,you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve. And if you do, you never get the results you… — Charlescliq
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx
We've managed to keep a spirit of fun, I guess, of urban satire and finding new and odd interesting angles to the ways of life… — Adolph Green
A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire. — Chris Morris
I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. — Lord Byron
But an officer on duty knows no one -- to be partial is to dishonor both himself and the object of his illadvised favor. What… — Unknown Author
And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say I'm… — Margaret Cho
Unqualified praise of people like satire is hidden. — Unknown Author
Arrows of satire takes on the heart but the soul has bled — Mak_786
This is not advice, if requested, do not understand satire, it shows the mirror image of Futures — Mak_786
Love is a perky lil elf dancing a merry lil jig and then,suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. — Matt Groening
It was neither deja vu, presque vu, nor jamais vu. It was possible that there were other vus of which he had never heard and… — Douglas Adams
The most successful satirist is that one who disturbs someones subconscious so as to make him think about something; otherwise his satire is akin to… — Mak_786
Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition! — Nishan Panwar
Yes we can — Barack Obama
Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is. — Nikhil Saluja

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147 authors contributed a total of 192 Satire Quotes, led by these top contributors: