Sassy Quotes

131 quotes by 65 authors

They are hare-brain'd slaves. — William Shakespeare
You are strangely troublesome. — William Shakespeare
Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! — William Shakespeare
You are a tedious fool. — William Shakespeare
Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine… — William Shakespeare
A very scurvy fellow. — William Shakespeare
Thou art a Castilian King urinal! — William Shakespeare
Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth. — William Shakespeare
Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster? — William Shakespeare
Why, this hath not a finger's dignity. — William Shakespeare
Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows. — William Shakespeare
A fusty nut with no kernel. — William Shakespeare
Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle! — William Shakespeare
I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size 8 - this… — Mindy Kaling
I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face — Kourtney Kardashian
It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one. — Kourtney Kardashian
When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose. — Kourtney Kardashian
When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and… — Kourtney Kardashian
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian
I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it. — Kourtney Kardashian

Who Wrote These Sassy Quotes

65 authors contributed a total of 131 Sassy Quotes, led by these top contributors: