Best Sandwiches Wisdom
286 Sandwiches quotes by 238 unique authors
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One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The villagers asked him…
— Douglas Adams
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There is an art to the business of making sandwiches which it is given to few ever to find the time to explore in depth.…
— Douglas Adams
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The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to…
— Douglas Adams
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soon I'll finish this 5th of Puerto Rican rum. in the morning I'll vomit and shower, drive back in, have a sandwich by 1 p.m.,…
— Charles Bukowski
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Jamie, you know, you could go clear around the world and still come home wondering if the tuna fish sandwiches at Chock Full O'Nuts still…
— E L Konigsburg
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I’m not at peace anymore. I just want him like I used to in the old days. I want to be eating sandwiches with him.…
— Graham Greene
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The bus roared through Indiana cornfields that night; the moon illuminated the ghostly gathered husks; it was almost Halloween. I made the acquaintance of a…
— Jack Kerouac
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Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other…
— Jim Butcher
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Not really hungry." "She’ll eat." Pritkin said curtly. "I said —" "If you starve to death it would damage my professional reputation." "I eat plenty."…
— Karen Chance
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The locker at the end of her bed had no lock, and one of the hinges was busted. She opened it up. There was a…
— Maureen Johnson
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All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn't looking for a serious relationship, you're not…
— Steve Harvey
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Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.
— Jacqueline Kelly
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The memory of my father is wrapped up in white paper, like sandwiches taken for a day of work. Just as a magician takes towers…
— Yehuda Amichai
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The dog approached again, cautiously. I found the bologna sandwich, ripped off a chunk, wiped the cheap watery mustard off, then placed it on the…
— Charles Bukowski
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I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.
— Richelle Mead
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He laced his fingers through mine and lifted my hand to his lips. I had gloves on, but he kissed exactly where I wore his…
— Richelle Mead
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As he heard me approach, he quickly leaped up, grabbing a nearby loaf of bread and holding it in front of him as if struck…
— Sarah Dessen
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Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go…
— Rick Riordan
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Well, then, if I admit I know who you are and really couldn’t care less will that assuage your damaged manhood enough that we can…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen! (Pam)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks…
— Lynne Truss
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Did I ever mention I used to be a delivery driver too? I was. I can read a map. What’s more, using a brilliant mixture…
— Patrick Rothfuss
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When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you…
— Helen Fielding
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Gregory,” she said, “you cannot leave me here. What if someone finds you and removes you from the house? Who will know I am here?…
— Julia Quinn
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