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286 Sandwiches quotes by 238 unique authors

Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around. — Amy Poehler
We hunger for significance, for signs that our personal existence is of special meaning to the universe. To that end, we’re all too eager to… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look… — Danny DeVito
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was… — George Vecsey
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey
A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning.… — Mitch Hedberg
I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's… — Stephen Colbert
I want a sandwich named after me. — Jon Stewart
Having done 300 television shows and almost 60 movies, I'm tired of having guys who are younger than some sandwiches I've had, telling me to… — Burt Reynolds
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've… — Andy Roddick
I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was… — Meghan Trainor
Life is good when you have a good sandwich. — Keanu Reeves
I had acne late, in college. My skin used to be really flawless. Went to college, became a vegetarian, ate a lot of cheese -… — Wesley Snipes
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Pharrell Williams
When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box. — Anne Rice
If I became lost in the multiverse, exploring infinite parallel dimensions, my only criterion for settling down somewhere would be whether or not I could… — Tim Pratt
A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. — Sol Wachtler
There is a curious relationship between a candidate and the reporters who cover him. It can be affected by small things like a competent press… — Ronald Steel
The mediocrity principle simply states that you aren't special. The universe does not revolve around you; this planet isn't privileged in any unique way; your… — PZ Myers
You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very impressed with the… — Anne Dudley
I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast.… — Ana Ortiz
Dagwood Bumstead was a great unrecognized hero of American literature. He showed up every day, he got knocked down every day, he never got to… — James L. Brooks
Working-girls, in pairs and groups and swarms, loitered by these windows, choosing their future boudoirs from some resplendent display which included even a man's silk… — F. Scott Fitzgerald

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