Best Sandwiches Sayings

286 Sandwiches quotes by 238 unique authors

On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as… — Jackie Mason
I began reading Harper Lee's novel in the skimpy shade of a pine outside my grandmother's house, fat beagles pressing against me, begging for attention,… — Rick Bragg
If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic,… — Kate White
You put more value on every minute...You know I always kinda thought I did that. I really always enjoyed myself. But it's more valuable now.… — Warren Zevon
You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal. — Jeff Mauro
I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread. — Jeff Mauro
This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. — Emanuel Cleaver
As the Sandwich Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength of the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one… — Mark Mobius
Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat… — Laurie Colwin
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in… — Cathleen Falsani
When I'm stuck in my writing, the world is amiss. If I'm eating a sandwich, it's an unsettled sandwich. If I'm in the shower, it's… — Melissa Rosenberg
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and… — Dylan Moran
I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. — Ian Dury
Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other… — Steve Albini
You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through you say to… — Mario Batali
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me. — Jimmy Cannon
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. — Alber Elbaz
I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun, it looks good,… — Unknown Author
When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than… — Unknown Author
It was a sh*t sandwich. — Kris Humphries
In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing… — Bruce Jay Friedman
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal. — Jeffrey Dahmer
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. — Allan Sherman
The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism. — Calvin Trillin

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