Sam Quotes

429 quotes by 212 authors

No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam — ICarly
Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs. - Sam — ICarly
This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes. Sam — ICarly
My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam — ICarly
I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam — ICarly
I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam — ICarly
It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam — ICarly
I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a straw. - Sam — ICarly
Freddie's just such a dork that it makes me emotional sometimes. - Sam — ICarly
We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys. - Sam — ICarly
Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine, I'll use the beef mustard. Sam — ICarly
I knew a man called him Sam the Cane few folks even knew his name. — Billy Ray Cyrus
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat. — Beastie Boys
I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship?? It's not right! — Pauly D
Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid. — The Situation
The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a matter of time before shes gonna pull the eject button. — The Situation
We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out… — The Situation
Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code... it's… — The Situation
He thought you were the one person in the world with as much reason to hate the Cullens as he does. Sam feels sort of,… — Jacob Black
So, did you want to hear about Sam, or did you want to scream at me some more for things that are out of my… — Jacob Black

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