Salad Quotes

247 Salad quotes by 207 unique authors

Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's… — Jim Gaffigan
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad — Denis Leary
A big mistake people make when they are trying to lose weight is that they stop eating. They'll eat salads once a day and then… — Curtis Jackson
A number of rare or newly experienced foods have been claimed to be aphrodisiacs. At one time this quality was even ascribed to the tomato.… — Jane Grigson
I could never stop eating meat... I'm not a good person to talk about diets. If I had to only eat salads, I'd kill myself! — Izabel Goulart
Twenty-five years ago I couldn`t walk down the street without being recognized. Now I can put a cap on, walk anywhere and no one pays… — Paul Newman
Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that surrounds the king. The countries are the soup, the meat,… — Louis Bromfield
No matter what it is you are cooking, buy the best ingredients you can afford. I don't care if it's a simple salad or Beef… — Joe Bastianich
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen… — Sloane Crosley
He toss my salad like his name Romaine — Nicki Minaj
What is more refreshing than salads when your appetite seems to have deserted you. — Alexis Soyer
From salad dressings all blessings flow. — Paul Newman
The first gatherings of the garden in May of salads, radishes and herbs made me feel like a mother about her baby - how could… — Alice B. Toklas
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black… — Lenny Bruce
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm… — Dan Castellaneta
Our Garrick 's a salad; for in him we see Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree! — Oliver Goldsmith
Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy. — Douglas Coupland
Jay Carney, whose unenviable job is not to explain but to explain away what his employers say, calls the IRSâ€™s behavior â€œinappropriate. â€ No, using… — George Will
Tabouli is the best salad, but still, you don't win friends with salad — Richard Dreyfuss
A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Who Wrote These Salad Quotes

207 authors contributed a total of 247 Salad Quotes, led by these top contributors: