Sailing Quotes
331 quotes by 258 authors
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You have discovered the spiritual universe. Many others have discovered this same world, but each must make the discovery for himself. You are going to…
— Ernest Holmes
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Unless you really understand the water, and understand the reason for being on it, and understand the love of sailing and the feeling of quietness…
— Humphrey Bogart
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Herschel removed the speckled tent-roof from the world and exposed the immeasurable deeps of space, dim-flecked with fleets of colossal suns sailing their billion-leagued remoteness.
— Mark Twain
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It is easier to sail many thousand miles through cold and storm and cannibals, ina government ship, with five hundred men and boys to assist…
— Henry David Thoreau
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The stars are the jewels of the night, and perchance surpass anything which day has to show. A companion with whom I was sailing one…
— Henry David Thoreau
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Our future is like that of the passengers on a small pleasure boat sailing quietly above the Niagara Falls, not knowing that the engines are…
— James Lovelock
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Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform…
— Dave Barry
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I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble.…
— Dave Barry
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There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs…
— Dave Barry
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It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large…
— Dave Barry
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You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance…
— Dave Barry
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It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with…
— Dave Barry
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Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up…
— Dave Barry
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He's a boating enthusiast, although that phrase seems too weak to describe the level of his interest, kind of like describing someone as a heroin…
— Dave Barry
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Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.
— Dave Barry
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The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.
— Fred Allen
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You can always tell the old river hand by the way in which he stretches himself out upon the cushions at the bottom of the…
— Jerome K. Jerome
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A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.
— P.J. O'Rourke
Who Wrote These Sailing Quotes
258 authors contributed a total of 331 Sailing Quotes, led by these top contributors: