Best Said Hey Sayings
- When I was at Ole Miss, I called my dad up one time and said, Hey, Dad, have you ever looked at your stats here?… — Eli Manning
- What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of it — Unknown Author
- Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, 'Hey, I once killed a man.' -Susan — Desperate Housewives
- One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my… — Robert Schimmel
- Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Saw an old lady running down the street had a cute on her back jump boots on her feet said hey old lady were u… — Unknown Author