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Said Quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich
- My psychiatrist said you're BI Polar. I said tell us something we don't already know
- Some one asked me today to explain Soul Mates I said Well if all the energy was created at the same time as they say.…
- A few years ago a friend said that I use to hunt and fish and build houses and things but now my whole life revolved…
- I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said do you want to lay on the couch' I said…
- A friend once said his father use to say I don't want to be a millionaire I just want to live like one if we…
- My Filipino fiancee told me I didn't treat her like a foreigner I said youre not there aren't any foreigners we all live on the…
- A friend sang karaoke she said how' did I do I said The last time I heard that sound I was trimming my wife's toe…
- In a chat with an Atheist one time he said Prove God exists I replied Prove the suns going to shine tomorrow
- Drama, drama, drama with tons of victim scripts Shakespeare said the worlds a stage isn't it time for a new script.
- I came home real late and my wife says you come home this late again and I'll cut off something you love. I said not…
- Einstein said God doesn't play dice Well from looking at all the planets and stars in the galaxies he's one hell of a bowler.
- In the military they said when in doubt on a test always pick 'C' I wonder if it stands for Confused.
- It's been said that as far as thoughts there's nothing new under the Sun. I beg to differ what about the thought of how much…
- I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited a second and…
- A friend said he and his friend were describing books in the shortest way possible. The Bible came up the description was A guy died.
- I've never been with a woman that said. And how does that make you feel that wasn't holding a clip board.
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