Rub Quotes

228 Rub quotes by 207 unique authors

'scuse me? *scoffs* Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all… — Aladdin
Now you rub some salt in, 'cause that makes it taste NICE! -Louis, the cook — The Little Mermaid
Step up to the tub, 'tain't no disgrace / Just pull up your sleeves and get 'em in place / Then scoop up the water… — Snow White
First rub my back like you do. Right there uh huh right there uh. You touch me like you care. — J Holiday
I rub your face off the Earth and curse your family children, like Amityville drill the nerves in your cavity fillin/Insanitys building up pavillion in… — Big Pun
1, 2 bitch wat it do 3, 4 drop it to the floor 5, 6 rub her on the the tits 7, 8 make that… — Unknown Author
One thing for certain, I am a go getter, hard working, and a networker. So if you want rub elbows with the best in your… — Danielle Lobbins
Waking up and getting stoned, rub my eyes and check my phone. Open up the fridge to make some waffles there is no syrup in… — Unknown Author
Would you like me to give you a lollipop and rub your tummy before I tell you how much that idea sucks? Would that make… — David Garcia
Not to rub a salt on the wound, but I really believe that any relationship base on a foundation of deception and replete with hurting… — Pacifiersucker
If you had a painful cut on your finger would you rub a handful of salt all over the wound? No you would not; you… — Pacifiersucker
At parties, I stand on my own, grinning aimlessly. I can never think of a thing to say. I wish I was Sienna Miller. I… — Keira Knightley
As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on… — Jason Santana
They do sell a lot of weird things in sex shops. They have this stuff called Mr. Big Cream. It says, 'Rub it on your… — Robert Schimmel
You too gangsta to give him a foot rub after a hard day?? ........ Cool!...... One less girl I got to worry about! — Alaysha Green
When you rub your hands together you feel the warmth, as you tell your lover you love them, the warmth is felt in their heart......ER — Eddie Rothschild
Dear fall, Why am I already smothered in Vicks Vapor Rub and high off of Theraflu? Sincerely, Achoo -_____- — Sashauni Aaeliyae
My words are stronger than the way I look,my tongue is like a tongue of a snake,whn I talk they bcm screwed,im like a king… — Lunatchy Ortiz
... youll have to fall in love at least once in your life, or Paris has failed to rub off on you. — Unknown Author
You know youre broke when: 1. the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally dont have two-cents to rub together. 3. You play Farmville… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. — Azgraybebly Joslan
???? sent 2d ago from vamp_mr.nipples megan DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are good for cramps. -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.… — Megan Sartin
U dont have pencils to write ur life ; neither do u erasers to rub out the lines u dont like — Kevin Knight
Life is only intresting when you know to rub others tear. — Sachin Pkhrl
I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their stumps together. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Rub Quotes

207 authors contributed a total of 228 Rub Quotes, led by these top contributors: