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• I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
• English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate…
• Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained within ten…
• Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
• I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
• Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come
• To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
• Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid…

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