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• One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa. — Roseanne Barr
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• The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh… — Roseanne Barr
• Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I… — Roseanne Barr
• Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr—who was molested as a child. Uch. That… — Jeff Ross
• Every year, I have to spend another hour working out. Pretty soon I'll be spending eight hours working out just to fit… — Cassandra Peterson
• A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud… — Roseanne Barr
• Someone I met years ago explained to me the difference between a personality and an actor, a personality being Eddie Murphy or… — Orlando Jones
• Many of the network television shows have done takeoffs on 'Family Circus,' including 'David Letterman,' 'Friends,' 'Roseanne,' and others, and, in my… — Bil Keane
• When Roseanne read the first script of mine that got into her hands without being edited by someone else she said, 'How… — Joss Whedon
• So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda… — Chelsea Peretti
• I flew back and forth and did episodes of Roseanne while I was at Yale. — Sara Gilbert

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