Ron Quotes

240 quotes by 84 authors

Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre… — Anchorman
You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you… — Anchorman
Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.… — Anchorman
Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman
I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. - Brian — Anchorman
Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson — Anchorman
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. -… — Anchorman
For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.… — Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? — Anchorman
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were… — Anchorman
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. — Anchorman
I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you. -Wes Mantooth — Anchorman

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