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• A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz. — Humphrey Bogart
• For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and… — Steve Albini
• Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. — Tom Robbins
• The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no… — Charles Mathias
• We nourish the bodies of our children and friends and employees, but how seldom do we nourish their selfesteem? We provide them… — Dale Carnegie
• Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer.… — Stephen Beaumont
• It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to… — Marian Burros
• And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish. — Ben Elton
• When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food It ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood-- Our soldiers were brave and our… — Henry Fielding
• The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne. — Samuel Johnson
• At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something… — Eric McCormack
• Who lives longer? The man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or a man who lives on roast beef, water… — Aldous Huxley

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