Roast Quotes

125 Roast quotes by 111 unique authors

Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O what shall we… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Burn, burn tree and fern! Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch To light the night for our delight, Ya hey! Bake and toast ‘em, fry… — J.R.R. Tolkien
What's your name?" Donald." Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast. — Laurell K. Hamilton
May the strength of Ares and wisdom of Athena see you through. (Eros) And may Hades roast your hoary soul. (Julian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
But while I'd be their daughter, while I'd eat the roast and come home from dates and wash the dishes, I would also be myself.… — Judy Blundell
Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway… — Janet Evanovich
We approach the house and I wave at Jimmy. "And if he thinks he's eating with us, he's got another thing coming," my dad says.… — Melina Marchetta
Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were… — Rachel Caine
But what is worse, smelling the roast and not feasting, or not smelling the roast at all? — Garth Stein
If we're open to it, God can use even the smallest thing to change our lives... to change us. It might be a laughing child,… — Donna VanLiere
He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the… — Kevin Hearne
Little redcape," he snarled, "when next you bare steel on Shagga son of Dolf, I will chop off your manhood and roast it in the… — George R. R. Martin
He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a… — Dr. Seuss
I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say 'We eat the chicken now!' but the magus had seen that I… — Megan Whalen Turner
And he, he himself...the Grinch...carved the roast-beast! — Dr. Seuss
The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken… — Linda Wisdom
Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started? — Tina St. John
I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows. — Jim Butcher
What if the house catches fire?” “Roast marshmallows. And if it floods, you’ll go down with the ship. If there’s a tornado, I’ll meet both… — Rachel Vincent
I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound… — Nikos Kazantzakis
Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still on your plate.… — Daniel Handler
You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to? — Nigella Lawson
Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. Seated at Life's Dining Table, with the menu of Morals before you, your… — Edna Ferber
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese. — Willow Smith
Robertsons love Sundays! The most important thing we do is gather together with our church family for worship, teaching, and fellowship. After church, we like… — Kay Robertson

Who Wrote These Roast Quotes

111 authors contributed a total of 125 Roast Quotes, led by these top contributors: