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1165 Ridiculous quotes by 833 unique authors
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This is ridiculous. It's been months and for some reason I just can't get over us. I'm stronger than this. Enough is enough; no more…
— Ne-Yo
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The idea that a reporter has to be 'fair and balanced' is ridiculous. The fact is, the truth usually is not fair and it's not…
— Lou Dobbs
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There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.
— Oliver Goldsmith
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The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine…
— Robert A. Heinlein
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like…
— Greg Giraldo
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I'm not the sexiest thing in the world, I feel actors who have to 'play' sexy lose all their sex appeal. When they start with…
— Stephanie Zimbalist
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A bit ridiculous, but true. The moral of this story is to separate men and women when analyzing number of sexual organs.
— Des MacHale
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Who cares if it's a campaign strategy, and who are other people to say it's ridiculous? I'm not gay, but I strongly support gay marriage.…
— Barack Obama
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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
— Hunter S. Thompson
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[After the twins' birth,] I spent two years doing nothing. I was a wife and a mom. But you need that time to grow. You…
— Jennifer Lopez
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That makes me think, my friend, as I have often done before, how natural it is that those who have spent a long time in…
— Plato
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Sometimes people say that kids with autism aren't capable of love. That's ridiculous. My son loves deeply. He's just doesn't communicate well.
— Claire LaZebnik
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My writing is an answer to the partisans of the many and it returns their attack with interest, with a view to showing that the…
— Zeno of Elea
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One thing that people keep on saying to me is that the wealth and the fame must have made up for missing out on my…
— Tom Felton
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Liberals have a set of folk theories that are fallacious. One of them comes from the Enlightenment, and the assumption is that you are supposed…
— George Lakoff
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A man who has cured himself of all ridiculous prepossessions, and is fully, sincerely, and steadily convinced, from experience as well as philosophy, that the…
— David Hume
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Love does not ask many questions, because with thinking comes fear. This might be the fear of being scorned, of being rejected, or of breaking…
— Paulo Coelho
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I played the track 'Exciter' backwards and suggested to the judge that what he'd heard was, 'I asked her for a peppermint. I asked her…
— Rob Halford
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Museums are just a lot of lies, and the people who make art their business are mostly imposters. We have infected the pictures in museums…
— Pablo Picasso
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Let me tell you, though - there’s a huge difference between Flanders and Paris–Roubaix. They’re not even close to the same. In one, the cobbles…
— Unknown Author
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I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're…
— Jack White
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Things can happen in some cities and the tale of them will be interesting: Â the same story laid in another city would be ridiculous.
— Frank Norris
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Four years ago in speaking of a Jewish nation one ran the risk of being regarded ridiculous. Today he makes himself ridiculous who denies the…
— Theodor Herzl
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I have hobbies. I do all sorts of ridiculous things,
— Larry Ellison
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I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but…
— Josh Brolin
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