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I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous. — Jennifer Aniston
All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher. — Lucretius
You know, equality is a myth, and for some reason, everyone accepts the fact that women don't make as much money as men do. I… — Beyonce Knowles
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow… — Al McGuire
When something out of the ordinary happens, it is ridiculous to say that it is a mystery or a portent of something to come... the… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo
Government should be weak, amateurish and ridiculous. At present, it fulfills only a third of the role. — Edward Abbey
It is an irrational claim to believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ and at the same time to hold that the greater part of… — Swami Vivekananda
As ridiculous to approve of property and let a few men have a grossly unfair share of it, as say you are all for marriage,… — Katharine Whitehorn
I'm not a statistician, but it doesn't take a genious to work out that 100 million children being denied an education is ridiculous. There is… — Scarlett Johansson
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. — Albert Camus
Many people make the mistake of thinking that all the challenges in their lives would dissipate if they just had enough money. Nothing could be… — Tony Robbins
There is this paradox in pride - it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents others from becoming so. — Charles Caleb Colton
For a long time I found the celebrities of modern painting and poetry ridiculous. I loved absurd pictures, fanlights, stage scenery, mountebanks backcloths, inn-signs, cheap… — Arthur Rimbaud
Why is it that showers and even storms seem to come by chance, so that many people think it quite natural to pray for rain… — Henri Poincare
When a man is made up wholly of the dove, without the least grain of the serpent in his composition, he becomes ridiculous in many… — Joseph Addison
The qualities we have, make us so ridiculous as those which we affect. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at… — Bill Bryson
Although I cannot believe that the individual survives the death of his body, feeble souls harbor such thought through fear or ridiculous egotism. — Albert Einstein
I made a ridiculous statement when I first went to North Carolina State. I said I know basketball down there was like life or death.… — Jim Valvano
Every gay reader understands the secret self that is full and wonderful and has longing and tenderness and a desire for connection to other people.… — Lynda Carter
How ridiculous not to flee from one's own wickedness, which is possible, yet endeavor to flee from another's which is not. — Marcus Aurelius
Everything has two sides - the outside that is ridiculous, and the inside that is solemn. — Olive Schreiner
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. — Edward Albee
Existence loves laughter. You may have observed, or not, that man is the only animal in the whole of existence who is capable of laughing.… — Rajneesh
You see how wrong I go, how ridiculous I'm making myself in your eyes by keeping on guessing wrong like this! Doesn't that help you… — Robert Musil

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