Best Reverend Quotes
45 Reverend quotes by 39 unique authors
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I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right - Reverend Tori Spelling!
— Tori Spelling
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The vicar, whose name is Reverend Waite, leads us in prayers that all begin with 'O Lord' and end with our somehow not being worthy-sinners…
— Libba Bray
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...I just gave up trying to be a Christian... Let's face it, I ain't got the knack for holiness. Besides, I didn't have the slightest…
— Katherine Paterson
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The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. "Stop…
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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He wanted to know how they prayed to God in El Dorado. "We do not pray to him at all," said the reverend sage. "We…
— Voltaire
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I've read Reverend Kirk, in fact. My uncle's library has quite a few books of your people. I have read Mr. Lang's fairy tales as…
— Melissa Marr
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." --Reverend Lovejoy
— Matt Groening
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The Reverend grinned, his fangs flashing. "You know, I've heard this rumor… about a member of the Brotherhood who's celibate. Yeah, go figure, a warrior…
— J R Ward
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The Reverend Jeremiah Wright would baptize Obama, perform his marriage to Michelle LaVaughn Robinson, baptize their daughters, and draw him into the raucous, restless family…
— Nancy Gibbs
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My friends asked me to be a reverend at their wedding in France a few years ago. I went on the Internet, and within 15…
— Lucy Punch
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Run and I are the best of friends. If I call the good reverend on the telephone, were gonna have an intelligent conversation.
— MC Hammer
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Reverend reverend is this some conspiracy? Crucified for no sins an image beneath me. Whats within our plans for life.
— Pantera
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The reverend he turned to me without a tear in his eyes. It's nothing new for him to see I didn't ask him why.
— Pantera
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Im a legend, Im irreverent I be reverend
— Kanye West
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Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
— Ned Flanders
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Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his…
— Ned Flanders
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Landon Carter: I'm sorry she never got her miracle. Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you.
— A Walk To Remember
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What makes a successful marriage? Well, I've been married about forty years now. My wife and I went back to Hawaii in 2001 to renew…
— Fred Willard
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New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg on Thursday praised the Reverend Al Sharpton calling him a 'calming influence on the city.' Wow. What are the odds…
— Seth Meyers
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Most potent, grave, and reverend signiors, My very noble and approved good masters.
— William Shakespeare
Who Wrote These Reverend Quotes
39 authors contributed a total of 45 Reverend Quotes, led by these top contributors: