Best Reverend Quotes

45 Reverend quotes by 39 unique authors

I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right - Reverend Tori Spelling! — Tori Spelling
The vicar, whose name is Reverend Waite, leads us in prayers that all begin with 'O Lord' and end with our somehow not being worthy-sinners… — Libba Bray
...I just gave up trying to be a Christian... Let's face it, I ain't got the knack for holiness. Besides, I didn't have the slightest… — Katherine Paterson
The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. "Stop… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
He wanted to know how they prayed to God in El Dorado. "We do not pray to him at all," said the reverend sage. "We… — Voltaire
I've read Reverend Kirk, in fact. My uncle's library has quite a few books of your people. I have read Mr. Lang's fairy tales as… — Melissa Marr
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." --Reverend Lovejoy — Matt Groening
The Reverend grinned, his fangs flashing. "You know, I've heard this rumor… about a member of the Brotherhood who's celibate. Yeah, go figure, a warrior… — J R Ward
The Reverend Jeremiah Wright would baptize Obama, perform his marriage to Michelle LaVaughn Robinson, baptize their daughters, and draw him into the raucous, restless family… — Nancy Gibbs
My friends asked me to be a reverend at their wedding in France a few years ago. I went on the Internet, and within 15… — Lucy Punch
Run and I are the best of friends. If I call the good reverend on the telephone, were gonna have an intelligent conversation. — MC Hammer
Reverend reverend is this some conspiracy? Crucified for no sins an image beneath me. Whats within our plans for life. — Pantera
The reverend he turned to me without a tear in his eyes. It's nothing new for him to see I didn't ask him why. — Pantera
Im a legend, Im irreverent I be reverend — Kanye West
Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake? — Ned Flanders
Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his… — Ned Flanders
Landon Carter: I'm sorry she never got her miracle. Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you. — A Walk To Remember
What makes a successful marriage? Well, I've been married about forty years now. My wife and I went back to Hawaii in 2001 to renew… — Fred Willard
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg on Thursday praised the Reverend Al Sharpton calling him a 'calming influence on the city.' Wow. What are the odds… — Seth Meyers
Most potent, grave, and reverend signiors, My very noble and approved good masters. — William Shakespeare

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