Retard Quotes

68 Retard quotes by 64 unique authors

Mathematical discoveries, like springtime violets in the woods, have their season which no man can hasten or retard. — Janos Bolyai
They wish for a general government of unity, as they see that the local legislatures must naturally and necessarily tend to retard the general government. — Henry Knox
Sometimes your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil. — Karina Barton
I miss you like a retard misses the point. — Unkown
She can be beautiful on the outside but a god damn retard on the inside. — Kevin McCarty
Sometimes even a retard makes sense! — Danny Rao
When life gives you lemons be a retard and make apple juice :D — Tyler
Official aid is more likely to retard development than to promote it. — Unknown Author
Butch: I think I cracked a rib. Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure? Butch: No, retard, from the fight. — Pulp Fiction
Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just some retard wrapped in tin foil — Your Mom
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan
I want to officially state that I am an emotional retard. I am so emotional...as soon as I saw the crowds of people and friends… — Halle Berry
Having the perfect moment to break up with someone after they ask the dumbest question (and you'd swear they'd gone full retard) .. but letting… — Unknown Author
Find the retard in you, life's too short to be cool — Ritu Ghatourey
Everybody will be able to look back and say they had a friend that was a pussy, a bitch, a hoe, a drama queen, a… — Amber Skittles
Somtimes your knight in shining honor is just a retard in tin foil. — Unknow
OHMYGOD the fucking immature people in this house! I'm going to say this as nicely as possible. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT! — Alec**
Never go full retard — Asking Alexander

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