Replacing Masturbation Quotes by Patrick Murray

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Patrick Murray has 6 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
• The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there…
• A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
• Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
• I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

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