Patrick Murray Quotes
- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
- The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks…
- A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
- Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.