Remote Quotes

429 quotes by 365 authors

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote — Green Monk
But I think you have to - whatever the environment looks like, it does enter into people's art work one way or another; it's very… — Donald Judd
After that initial success, every chance we got we'd hire that remote recording truck and just record stuff at the Whisky because it was so… — Johnny Rivers
It's up to people like us, all of us, to address and talk about things like runaway global warming and how we can use things… — Jim Sullivan
Civilized life has altogether grown too tame, and, if it is to be stable, it must provide a harmless outlets for the impulses which our… — Bertrand Russell
No remote; I control women. — Lil Wayne
Shinobi how I kick it, American ninja major motion picture, flippin' my remote same way I do them hoes. — Currensy
Is the nature of men such, that they can reject miracle, and at the great moments of their life, the moments of their deepest, most… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Let me fetch the Rocky Road and your favorite pair of sweats. And the little chocolate kisses that you like, the remote control, baby stay… — Miguel Jontel
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. — Daniel Tosh
Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is call me, I got all the weed, the papers, bongs. — Wiz Khalifa
Living single; free to dominate all the remote controls as the boss in their home.. ;) — Charisma Inggita
The remote has saved my sanity. — Fred Willard
Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in… — Unknown Author
If my property cannot be secure, in case others over whom I have no kind of influence, may take it from me by taxes, under… — John Dickinson
Listen closely. Theres a remote possibility that you might learn something: First, I dont give a damn if my work is commercial or notIm the… — John Fante
I feel like I have a massive debt to every person I play. Unless they are really evil which in that case I leave them… — Elizabeth Mitchell
Life doesnt have a remote; get up and change it yourself. — Sydney Rogers
Don't let negative pictures play on the movie screen of your mind. You own the remote control. All you have to do is change the… — Anmol Andore
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a… — Ash Sweeney

Who Wrote These Remote Quotes

365 authors contributed a total of 429 Remote Quotes, led by these top contributors: