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• Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund. — Meyer Lansky
• I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams
• The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up… — Jay Leno
• In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This… — Virgil Goode
• While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund… — Jim Cooper
• I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a… — Robert Clark
• Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands… — Dave Barry
• Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it… — Katie MacAlister

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