Refund Quotes
18 quotes by 18 authors
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Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund.
— Meyer Lansky
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
— Robin Williams
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The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
— Jay Leno
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In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals, businesses…
— Virgil Goode
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While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than…
— Jim Cooper
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I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told…
— Robert Clark
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Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For…
— Dave Barry
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Hey!†I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that,…
— Katie MacAlister
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I wish I could get a refund on all the time I invested on people who were a waste of time..
— Ritu Ghatourey
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I suppose they're like the I.R.S. You move once and they never send you your refund check.
— Preston Sturges
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The product, abortion, is skillfully marketed and sold to the woman at the crisis time in her life. She buys the product, finds it defective…
— Carol Everett
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Think before you speak, once you say it there is no refund policy
— @TreyTg
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God is Real. Ever thought of the everyday happenings? He does not need a refund, only a thankful prayer!
— Simon Quperlier
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If you could cheat at bingo, these grandmas have figured it out! I want a refund!!!
— Frankie Muniz
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No, you can't take back your words. Because once you say them, there's no refund.
— Francine Chiar
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Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said Wheres the baby? Youre so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.…
— Curly
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Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
— Nikhil Saluja
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You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and…
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Who Wrote These Refund Quotes
18 authors contributed a total of 18 Refund Quotes as follows: