Refund Quotes

18 quotes by 18 authors

• Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund. — Meyer Lansky
• I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams
• The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.… — Jay Leno
• In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals, businesses… — Virgil Goode
• While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than… — Jim Cooper
• I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told… — Robert Clark
• Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For… — Dave Barry
• Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that,… — Katie MacAlister
• I wish I could get a refund on all the time I invested on people who were a waste of time.. — Ritu Ghatourey
• I suppose they're like the I.R.S. You move once and they never send you your refund check. — Preston Sturges
• The product, abortion, is skillfully marketed and sold to the woman at the crisis time in her life. She buys the product, finds it defective… — Carol Everett
• Think before you speak, once you say it there is no refund policy — @TreyTg
• God is Real. Ever thought of the everyday happenings? He does not need a refund, only a thankful prayer! — Simon Quperlier
• If you could cheat at bingo, these grandmas have figured it out! I want a refund!!! — Frankie Muniz
• No, you can't take back your words. Because once you say them, there's no refund. — Francine Chiar
• Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said Wheres the baby? Youre so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.… — Curly
• Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja
• You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and… — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These Refund Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 18 Refund Quotes as follows:

• 1 Refund Quote by Preston Sturges
• 1 Refund Quote by Carol Everett
• 1 Refund Quote by @TreyTg
• 1 Refund Quote by Simon Quperlier
• 1 Refund Quote by Frankie Muniz
• 1 Refund Quote by Francine Chiar
• 1 Refund Quote by Curly
• 1 Refund Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Refund Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich
• 1 Refund Quote by Meyer Lansky
• 1 Refund Quote by Robin Williams
• 1 Refund Quote by Jay Leno
• 1 Refund Quote by Virgil Goode
• 1 Refund Quote by Jim Cooper
• 1 Refund Quote by Robert Clark
• 1 Refund Quote by Dave Barry
• 1 Refund Quote by Katie MacAlister
• 1 Refund Quote by Ritu Ghatourey