Receipt Quotes

37 quotes by 34 authors

Miss Temminnick, you are in receipt of the highest marks we have ever given in a six-month review. Your mind seems designed for espionage. Nevertheless,… — Gail Carriger
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money… — Mitch Hedberg
No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk
White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us! — Katt Williams
You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt. — Michael Blackson
I dont know where you got your looks from, but I hope you kept the receipt! — Bugs Bunny
Cause the niggas playing Cool be the niggas with the heat. Yeah them niggas still in school prolly knock you off ya feet. Talk is… — Kirko Bangz
Every shoot is hot; when I'm out, I'm spotted. They gone frame the receipt if I sign the dotted. — Nicki Minaj
Won't take long and I'll find myself another, and I'll show you what it is to have nothing to lose, now you can try and… — Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Talk is cheap, knew I should've kept the receipt. — Wale
Karma caught up with me, It wasn't fun but I paid my dues and got a receipt. — Desmond Fouche
Niggas say they paid they dues, well I'm checking your receipt. — Lil Wayne
Karma is the most bitter pill to swallow. And the unpleasant after taste it leaves in your mouth is the receipt - to not treat… — Geraldine Vermaak
Karma is the most bitter pill to swallow, and the unpleasant aftertaste it leaves in your mouth is the receipt. It teaches you not to… — Ash Sweeney
Talk is cheap, knew I should've kept the receipt. She said she loyal, but all bitches gonna talk in the streets. — Wale

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