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- You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather. — Robert Quillen
- I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. — Steven Wright
- Osteoporosis is a disease that attacks the bones in your body. It happens to really almost everyone when they get really old.… — Ann Richards
- You know how you can tell that you're getting really old? Nobody says the word 'death' around you anymore. — M. Emmet Walsh
- I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage. — Emilia Clarke
- I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. — Noel Fielding
- I like how you sing that song. You sound like you're really old. — Unknown Author
- I want to live my life in a way that when I get really old, I look back at my life and… — Kate Moss