Best Real Job Quotes

48 Real Job quotes by 44 unique authors

The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older.… — Dave Barry
SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half. — Hannibal Buress
I can't tell you how many people would say to me as a teenager, 'Why don't you grow up and start thinking about getting a… — Rick Baker
Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get… — Howie Carr
I guess there's a sort of cycle with writing books. There's all the researching and then the imagining and writing - which is the real… — Monica Ali
The work my mum does, a lot of it is re-housing homeless people, that's a real job. I play make-believe and dressing up for a… — Jeremy Irvine
I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be… — Joe Biden
My parents paid me small amounts for cleaning my room or cleaning the dishes and stuff, but I never really had a real job before… — Caroline Wozniacki
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job… — Carlos Alazraqui
Acting becomes my real job, writing becomes my second job, and then when I turn 50, I think I'm going to open up an interior… — Ester Dean
For me, poetry is an evasion of the real job of writing prose. — Sylvia Plath
I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer and to - as my father puts it - finally have a… — Lady Gaga
The first duty of a human being is to assume the right functional relationship to society - more briefly, to find your real job, and… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
I really don't understand the idea of a celebrity stylist. Is it a real job? I know there's unemployment, but frankly the railways need to… — Daphne Guinness
I quit my last real job, as a writer at a magazine, when I was twenty-one. That was the moment when I lost my place… — Anne Lamott
Growing up, I was encouraged to get a good education, get a real job doing something I enjoyed, and, should the opportunity present itself, consider… — John Sununu
I tell my students, 'When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that… — Toni Morrison
What you learn at university is a good discipline but has little relevance to a real job. — Chris Liddell
I got into retailing because I wanted a real job. — Sam Walton
My first real job, I sold Christmas trees when I was twelve for extra money. I did that until I was fifteen. Then I bagged… — Bill Hader
I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good. But I don't… — Teresa Heinz
Now you said you'll would go to church stop slanging find a real job and go to work and you said you would stay out… — Jennifer Hudson
Apply for a real job hatin on me hourly gets you no pay — Awk Taylor

Who Wrote These Real Job Quotes

44 authors contributed a total of 48 Real Job Quotes, led by these top contributors: