Real Embarrassing Quotes
- If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. — Jack Handey
- If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns… — Jack Handey
- If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on… — Jack Handey