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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. — Douglas Adams
The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals. — Edward Abbey
For memory, we use our imagination. We take a few strands of real time and carry them with us, then like an oyster we create… — John Banville
If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people,' you'd better live real close to a real good hospital. — Neal Barnard
If you are a gun manufacturer, the product you make is not subject to safety regulation by the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Toy guns are… — Michael D. Barnes
I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form. — Roseanne Barr
My real life is funnier than anything on TV. — Roseanne Barr
The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang… — Roseanne Barr
I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real… — Roseanne Barr
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I… — Roseanne Barr
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. — Dave Barry
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself. — Ethel Barrymore
Property is surely a right of mankind as real as liberty. — John Adams
It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. — Bruce Barton
If it were possible to talk to the unborn, one could never explain to them how it feels to be alive, for life is washed… — Jacques Barzun
If you're going to buy pasta, you should buy dry pasta. If you're going to make it you can make the real thing, but you… — Mario Batali
The very definition of the real becomes: that of which it is possible to give an equivalent reproduction. The real is not only what can… — Jean Baudrillard
Unlike 'real relationships', 'virtual relationships' are easy to enter and to exit. They look smart and clean, feel easy to use, when compared with the… — Zygmunt Bauman
Unless our conception of patriotism is progressive, it cannot hope to embody the real affection and the real interest of the nation. — Jane Addams

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