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Put Quotes by Al Yankovic
- I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
- I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
- He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
- That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do,…
- I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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