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The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely. — Seth Green
After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you… — Seth Green
I put everything I had into it - all my feelings and everything I'd learned in 46 years of living, about family life and fathers… — Gregory Peck
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in. — Phyllis Diller
Well I've also kind of noticed that, whatever energy that you put out, is kind of the energy that you receive. And so people are… — Dianna Agron
And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it,… — Paul Reiser
I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if… — Paul Reiser
To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I… — Jessica Simpson
I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me… — Aubrey Plaza
The only pressure comes form myself. I put pressure on myself at first just because I was intimidated. When I made Amy Poehler laugh, it… — Aubrey Plaza
There are two activities in life in which we can lovingly and carefully put something inside of someone we love. Cooking is the one we… — Mario Batali
There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnâ€™t get to it. â€œI gotta go… — Jim Gaffigan
It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so… — Charlie Sheen
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. — Michael Palin
I think that's why I like New York City because you can just put on your backpack and just explore; you never know where you… — Piper Perabo
Once, a friendâ€™s mom said to me when I was very young 'You can't really invest in your looks as the only thing because it's… — Rashida Jones
I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! — Dolph Lundgren
You can't stop the aging process. There's only so much oil you can put on your body. I've always just tried to go with my… — Angie Dickinson
A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his… — Rachel Bilson
I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's become part of our culture, those characters. — Joe Mantegna

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